Just something stupid! My assignment has turned me insane.. haha

Roses are red, violets are blue
If love is red, why can it make people blue?

A cow moos to the barking dog,
“Moo-ve your bark-ing mouth elsewhere, you dog face”

Spring is coming, winter is leaving
Why is my room so hot when it’s so cold outside?
(durr, turn your heater off!)

Money is good, money is bad
I just wanna be good cos I have been bad

Roses are red, violets are blue
I think this poem is purely stupid and lame…


Hahahaha.. just a bit of something light to make you smile.. or maybe you cringe instead. Either way, it’s better than getting stressed so…

Lets drink and be merry!! (water that is!)

Actually, I don’t mind a cold beer

Or a dry red wine

I think I should watch a DVD. My assignment is turning me into a blurred blur blurry person